Someone tried skiing through London and it’s truly facepalm-worthy

Okay guys we know it’s snowy out there and everything, but you’re clutching at straws now.

Londoners (and Southerners in general) are known for losing all composure at the sight of a few snowflakes. Said snowflakes have been arriving en masse courtesy of the “Beast from the East,” in which cold winds from Siberia are pushing a frigid air mass westward into Central Europe and the UK.

One particular Londoner took the disproportionate snow-hype to new levels.

Oh dear.

Our official projection: if an inch more snow falls over the next 24 hours martial law will come into effect and Londoners will have to resort to cannibalism.